Narrator:Four months ago, Jill went to a party and met what she thought was the love of her life. Tyrone was handsome and funny but he had a dark side...drugs. One month after Tyrone and Jill started dating, Jill started doing drugs because she felt if she didn't, she would lose him. Currently both Jill and Tyrone are addicts and Tyrone has become abusive.
Tyrone:Put on real clothes! That isn't a skirt! Whore!
Jill:Please! Okay, I'll change and then can we go see Simba?
Tyrone:No, only I see Simba. No powder for you till you make me a sammich.
Jill:Please, Ty, I need it or I'll leave you!
Tyrone:Fine! Leave, bitch!
Jill:No! Nom I'll stay and make a sammich.
Tyrone:No, that's the best idea you've had in a while. Get out. Obviously you don't love me after all I've done for you.
Narrator:In the absence of Tyrone, Jill has to find Simba to get drugs... Simba is hispanic.
Simba:Ay! Ohh hola seniorita ;D
Jill:Haha, um, his. I'm Tyrone's girl. Well was Tyrone's girl.
Simba:Ohh how'd you find me, chica?
Jill:Aquamackwiesha told me.
Simba:Oh, that homosexual crack addict. I see you.
Jill:Can I get some powder?
Simba:Whoa, right down to biz, eh? Okay, it's gonna cost chu, though ;D
(have sex for crack)
Narrator:Tyrone finds out.
Tyrone:You did Simba? I thought you were mine!
Jill:I know, baby, but you left me.
Tyrone:Never again, baby, I promise.
Narrator:Simba gets pissed knowing Tyrone found out.