August 2012
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I'm gonna start screaming, "OEDIPUS!" instead of "MOTHER FUCKER!" just to see who catches on.
i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in
he looked at the tv and saw:
and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw:
then me again, and then to the tv one last time:
then he just walked away without saying anything
well that was really awkward
- Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
- Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
- Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
all of the odd numbers lol
- 1. What is your best friends name? i have a few uh jamie carly julia peanut uhm i aoho
- 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? black
- 3. What are you listening to right now? one direction
- 4. Whats your favorite number? 2 i guess
- 5. What was the last thing you ate? cheerios
- 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? green because nicole smash
- 7. How is the weather right now? warm
- 8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? mom
- 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes/smile/face
- 10. Do you have a significant other? noooope (;
- 11. Favorite TV show? uh weeds ncis doctor who?
- 12. Siblings? chridofer!
- 13. Height? 5 ft ish
- 14. Hair color? light brown
- 15. Eye Color? blue/green
- 16. Do you wear contacts? yes
- 17. Favorite Holiday? christmastime, not christmas
- 18. Month? don’t have
- 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? prolly
- 20. What was the last movie you watched? submarine
- 21. Favorite Day of the Year? national oreo day
- 22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? yuuuupp
- 23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)? nope
- 24. Hugs or Kisses? both
- 25. Chocolate or Vanilla? either
- 26. Do you want your friends to respond to this? i don’t care…?
- 27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you? jamie carly alex
- 28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you? all the pizza shops i have stored in my contacts
- 29. What books are you reading? the infernal devices series
- 30. Piercings? ears
- 31. Favorite movies? 500 days of summer, breakfast at tiffany’s, inception, hitch, TDK + TDKR
- 32. Favorite football Team? giants
- 33. What are you doing right now? listening to of monsters and men
- 34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? butter at leastttt
- 37. Dogs or cats? well i am a cat so
- 38. Favorite flower? orchid
- 39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do? yuuupp
- 40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? kinda?
- 41. Have you ever loved someone? maybe.
- 42. Who would you like to see right now? my dreams
- 43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten? VIRGINIA
- 44. Have you ever fired a gun? yes
- 45. Do you like to travel by plane? sure
- 46. Right-handed or Left-handed? right
- 47. How many pillows do you sleep with? like 5
- 48. Are you missing someone? yes
- 49. Do you have a tattoo? i wish
- 50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? maybe (;
if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
